Saturday, August 06, 2005

"Don't put it in your notes , put it in your life" --Mr. Dunn

Just just, ok?


* Problems, like the Earth, are spherical in shape; If you run from them in the opposite direction, you'll eventually come right back around to 'em, but the real long way.


* When you begin to remember a moment's beginning, that moment is soon to end.



* There's always someone you love who worships a band you hate. And vice versa.


* "Life finds a way."
--Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park.

It's true.



* If every piece of matter is made up of little atoms with protons and electrons and neutrons all orbiting around a nucleus... and beings and life forms are built up of layer upon layer of more organs made up of millions of more atoms all containing this orbiting circular rotating energy...and the matter in the whole universe is based on this, doesn't it seem to make sense that "what comes round goes around" really does happen since the smallest particles of everything that exist come around and go around in the deepest fabric of their matter? Combine this reasoning with statement #1 above of this posting and it makes sense why we have a new boy band fad every 10 years, there's still marriages where people stay with people who abuse them, and that no matter what year or cast, Saturday Night Live always "sucks" till you watch reruns of said "suck" period 8 years later on Comedy Central and rave about the glory days.


* Let yourself accept that you love Journey.


* Beer tastes different and better when you drink on a boat/on water. Personally i think it's because we're so much water in our physiological makeup, so when we're on water, there's this sub-level molecular thing going on where your surroundings at such a moment are biologically more in harmony than usual. Lake -- person made up of 60%-ish water -- liquid beverage. Your sensitivity thresholds are screaming because you're in the homeland. Or it's because you're enjoying a beer without someone's fart fumes or cigarette stench fighting for your tastebud's and olfactories attention.


* The secret to life is 44% lettuce. (I'll come back to this someday.)


* Joe Walsh could play a guitar solo tomorrow so powerful, soulful, and inspiring that resurrects Jesus, Elvis, Princess Diana, Martin Luther King, and every innocent child who was ever murdered, and people would still have nothing to say of Joe when his name is brought up besides how much of a bafooned, lush, drug casualty he is.


* They know how addicting and good Cinnamon Life cereal is... that's why it's on sale only once a year.


* Listen to Sun Ra on headphones when you go for a summer night time walk.


* Next time the overhead music in the store is annoying you, imagine how weird it would be if there was no music. If you can't imagine it, go to a dollar store. You'll see.


* Tell Grandpa you love him. Even if he's "not like that" cuz' he comes from a different era.


* Kosmo's Deli in Ann Arbor's Kerrytown is a special place. The food, staff, and operation is clean, cheerful, and with love.


* Strange and wonderful dreams if you take a multi-vitamin at bedtime.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

was that the teacher dunn that said that?

you forgot to put in..."stick with me kid and you'll be farting through silk"

and my all time favorite from the marine corps..."don't sweat the petty stuff when you can pet the sweaty stuff"...ohh rah Gunny Bull

-cpl rickle