Tuesday, June 07, 2005

I'm gonna be a DJ in the clubs.

Everyone's doing it seems, and the names are so clever, original, and easy to differentiate. But you know what? I thought of the best one of all.

My handle will be:

"DJ [violently indifferent fart sound]"

I think that will look great in print on the gig listings page.

[Wick Wick Whirrrt, Wick WikWik Whirrrt.]
Can't ya hear me scratchin'?

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